Why subscribe?

Let me tell you what’ll happen if you don’t subscribe. If you don’t subscribe…

…nothing. Absolutely nothing will happen. And that, my friend, is a darn tragedy. Because we need things to happen. Otherwise, the world will be even more boring than it already is. So yes, please subscribe!

I’m actually quite amazed you clicked on this page. So few people do. This is one of the loneliest pages in all of the wondrous internet, and today you have made it feel worthy and happy. Thank you!